I'm sorry, but the laundry service is closed. If you have something to wash, you will need to come back another time.

1. The laundry what now...? I didn't know you offered this service, mister!

Oh. Well then please leave me be. I'm having a hard time figuring out how to solve this problem, and the last thing I need is someone to interfere and disturb my careful planning!

1. What problem? Is something wrong with your laundry machine?

There's nothing wrong with the laundry machine. There is just no laundry! Some scoundrels came and stole it all! Who could it even be?

1. (Yeah... who in their right mind would steal outfits that need washed... unless..) Maybe some monsters found their way in here and stole them away!

Some monsters...? I mean, I guess. Anyways, listen... since you seem to not have anything better to do than question me, would you be so kind as to getting those clothes back to me? Or buy some replacements for them...

Well then, why are you still here wasting my time? Scram!

That's great, thank you. So here's a list of the items that are missing:
White Undershirt
Red-Striped T-Shirt
Brown Skullcap
Red Bandana
Ice Jeans
Bathrobe for Men
Smelly Gomushin
Work Gloves
Amos's Royal Cape
Oh, also, if you happen to stumble upon a spare pair of underwear of mine, get those back as well please. I was told a Horny Mushroom was wearing it, so... well, you know where to find it.
And also, don't come back without 10 bottles of Pure Water. I need that to fuel the machine.